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Duck Lipstick Adventures
When beauty trends and wildlife collide
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I thought duck lips were a beauty trend, not a wildlife attraction. I walked by a pond, and suddenly, all the ducks started giving me makeup tips. I guess they're the real beauty experts.
Duck Lips Anonymous
When you're addicted to duck lips and need a support group
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I went to a support group for duck lip addicts. The counselor looked at me and said, "The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem." I replied, "Quacknowledged.
Duck Lip Language Barrier
When your lips speak duck but nobody else understands
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Duck lips are a universal language, right? I tried using them to communicate with a duck, and it just stared at me like I was speaking Klingon. Apparently, duck is a tougher language than I thought.
The Duck Lip Diet
When your diet plan involves imitating waterfowl
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Tried the duck lip diet for a week. Not only did I not lose any weight, but I also accidentally joined a birdwatching club. I guess bird enthusiasts appreciate a good quack.
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