5 Jokes For Drum Solo

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 08 2024

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Over-Enthusiastic Parent

Neighbors' Complaints
My neighbor asked if my kid is training to join a marching band. I smiled and said, 'Nope, just prepping for a future in professional nuisance creation.'

Annoyed Neighbor

Sleep disturbance
I asked my neighbor if he's hosting a rock concert every night or just offering a drumming tutorial for insomniacs.

Competitive Drummer

Ego and Showmanship
I asked the neighbors if they enjoyed my drum solo. They said it made them reconsider their life choices. I take that as a standing ovation.

Curious Pet

Confusion and Fascination
My goldfish has developed trust issues. Every drum solo, it thinks it's in the middle of an earthquake and considers relocating to a quieter bowl.

Frustrated Drum Teacher

Uncoordinated Students
I've mastered the art of smiling while secretly crying inside every time a student tries to turn a drum solo into a Morse code message.

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