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Dropping Stuff: A Secret Society
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Dropping things is like being part of a secret society. There's a silent agreement among all objects – When you hit the ground, don't make a sound. It's like they're all in on some gravity-defying conspiracy.
The Floor's Hungry, Again!
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My floor has a voracious appetite. Every time I drop something, it's like feeding a hungry monster. Oh, you dropped a cookie? Don't worry, I got you. Nom nom nom!
The Stealth Mode Dilemma
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You ever drop your keys and they suddenly become ninjas? It's like they activate stealth mode and decide to play hide-and-seek with the floor. I dropped my keys yesterday, and they vanished like they were auditioning for a magician's assistant role.
Dropping Hobbies
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I've taken up a new hobby: dropping things. I figure if I'm going to be good at something, might as well be something I accidentally excel at. My friends call me the undisputed champion of the gravitational oopsie-daisy games.
Dropping Elegance
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They say elegance is when the inside is as beautiful as the outside. Well, I dropped my purse the other day, and suddenly, my life became a showcase of inner beauty. Lipsticks, receipts, and loose change, oh my!
The Floor's Clumsy Ballet
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Have you ever watched the floor perform its clumsy ballet? It's like, Tonight, on the grand stage of my living room, we present the graceful descent of the TV remote. A masterpiece in four acts.
Gravity: My Unpaid Nemesis
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I've realized that gravity is my arch-nemesis. Every time I drop something, it's like gravity is personally offended that I dared to defy its rules. It's like, Oh, you think you can hold on to that sandwich? Watch this!
Gravity's Got Jokes
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I'm convinced gravity has a wicked sense of humor. It's like, Hey, did you hear the one about the person who thought they could balance a cup of coffee on the edge of the table? Spoiler alert: It ends with a splash.
The Great Drop Debacle
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You know, I recently discovered that my life has a lot in common with a dropped phone. It falls apart at the worst possible times, and there's always that one friend who pretends they didn't see it happen.
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