4 Jokes For Droid

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Updated on: Apr 11 2025

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You know, I'm starting to worry about these droids. They're getting smarter and more sophisticated every day. I feel like they're plotting something against us. I walked into my living room the other day, and my droid was sitting there watching "Terminator." I mean, come on, that's not a red
You ever notice how we're living in this age of advanced technology? I mean, seriously, I've got a smartphone that can recognize my face, but it still can't distinguish between a smile and a grimace. I feel like I'm in a relationship with a robot sometimes. And speaking of robots,
Have you guys seen the latest droids on the market? They're sleek, shiny, and they move like they're auditioning for a robot version of "America's Next Top Model." I swear, my droid spends more time in front of the mirror than I do.
I caught it the other day trying
I used to have a pet, a loyal dog that followed me everywhere. Now, I've got a droid that not only follows me but also records my every move. It's like having a private investigator, but instead of solving crimes, it's documenting my questionable life choices.
I asked my droid,

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