7 Jokes For Drink Milk

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Updated on: Jul 03 2024

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Why was the cow always afraid? It had a bad case of the moo-nsters!
I told my friend I drink milk every day. They said I'm utterly ridiculous!
I tried to tell my friend a milk joke, but it was too cheesy!
I've started telling everyone about the benefits of drinking milk. I call it my 'udder' obsession!
Why did the milk carton get a promotion? Because it was outstanding in its field!
I told my friend I drink milk before bed to avoid nightmares. They said I've been milking that excuse too much!
I heard milk helps with memory. I guess that's why cows never forget anything!

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