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Why did the drill break up with the hammer? It couldn't handle the constant pounding!
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My drill told me a secret. I promised not to share, but it's just too riveting!
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I asked my drill if it believes in love at first sight. It said, 'I'm more of a twist-and-turn kind of tool!
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Why did the drill go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment!
Drill Wisdom
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Drills are like therapists for your walls. You start with a tiny problem, and suddenly you're venting about your childhood to a power tool. But here's the thing, the drill never judges you. It just silently listens and occasionally says, Buzz, buzz, let it out, buddy.
The Drill Dilemma
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You ever notice how using a drill makes you feel like a superhero? I mean, you've got this powerful tool in your hand, and suddenly you're Iron Man fixing things around the house. But the moment you hit a knot in the wood, that drill turns into a shaky maraca, and you're just a confused superhero at a DIY salsa party.
Drill Philosophy
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You ever think about the person who invented the drill? They must have been really fed up with manual labor. Like, I am not screwing this in by hand anymore. I'm inventing a revolution, a spinning metal revolution!
Drill Dance Moves
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My drill has some serious dance moves. Every time I use it, it does this little twist in my hand, like it's showing off its salsa skills. I'm just waiting for it to start requesting its favorite tunes while I'm trying to put up shelves.
Drill Therapy
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I tried to impress my neighbors by fixing a squeaky door with my drill. The door stopped squeaking, but now it makes this rhythmic thumping sound. My neighbor asked, What's that beat? I said, Oh, it's just my door dropping its mixtape – 'The Squeak Chronicles.'
Drill Pranks
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I played a prank on my friend by switching his regular drill with a super-powered one. He went to hang a picture and ended up in the next room. I heard him yell, I just wanted to frame my memories, not break the space-time continuum!
Drill Olympics
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If there were a Drill Olympics, my drill would win gold in the Piercing Through Unexpected Materials category. I accidentally drilled into a mystery wall, and my drill didn't hesitate. It was like, Challenge accepted! I think it might be training for the next superhero team-up. Watch out, Avengers, the Drillvenger is coming!
Drilling Drama
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I bought a new drill the other day, and the packaging said it's perfect for any job. Well, I put it to the test by trying to assemble a simple IKEA chair. Halfway through, the drill started making sounds like it was having an existential crisis. I swear, even the drill couldn't believe what it was getting itself into.
Drill Therapy 2.0
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I told my therapist I talk to my drill. She asked, Is it helping? I said, Well, it doesn't solve my emotional issues, but at least it knows how to penetrate deep into the problems.
Drill and Chill
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new drill. It's like, forget the Friday night plans, I've got a date with my power tool. And let me tell you, the way it effortlessly goes through a wall – that's true love. Sorry, human relationships, but my drill doesn't leave the seat up.
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