7 Jokes For Dreading

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Updated on: Sep 06 2024

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I dread when my alarm goes off. Waking up is like the sequel nobody asked for!
I’m afraid of elevators, but I’ve started taking steps to avoid them!
Why did the garden gnome dread Monday mornings? Because it meant back-to-back lawn shifts!
I dread my computer's voice recognition. It always seems to mishear 'delete' as 'reply all'!
I dread accidentally liking an old picture while stalking someone’s social media. It’s like waving at the past!
Why did the cat dread the end of daylight saving time? It meant an hour less of naptime!
I used to be afraid of the dark until I realized it's where pizza delivery guys magically appear from!

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