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My friend said my drawing skills are terrible. So, I drew him a conclusion.
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Why did the artist break up with their pencil? It couldn't draw a line between them!
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I asked the sketch artist to draw a circle. He just couldn't get around to it!
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What did the pencil say to the paper during their argument? You draw me crazy!
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I told my computer I wanted to be an artist, and now it won't stop drawing conclusions!
Drawing Conclusions
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You ever have that friend who loves to draw attention to themselves? They walk into a room, and it's like, Cue the spotlight. They're not just drawing pictures; they're drawing a crowd. I tried that once. I walked into a room, threw my keys in the air, and shouted, Behold, the great key juggler! Turns out, keys don't juggle well, and now I have a dent in my floor.
The Art of the Draw
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I'm not an artist, but I've mastered the art of the draw. You know, the skill of avoiding commitment and staying neutral. Where do you want to eat? I don't know, you pick. It's not indecisiveness; it's a strategic draw. Picasso would be proud of my ability to create a masterpiece out of avoiding choices.
Draw-matic Pause
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There's something magical about the draw in conversations. You're talking, and then suddenly, there's this awkward pause, like the universe hit pause on your dialogue. It's the draw-matic pause, and in that moment, you can see people mentally scrolling through their list of conversation topics like a menu. Spoiler alert: They usually end up ordering the silence special.
Drawing the Line
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Why do we even have draws in the first place? It's like life is saying, Congratulations, you put in the effort, you showed up, but here's a participation ribbon because we can't make up our minds. I wish life had more draws, though. Imagine a job interview where they go, Well, we couldn't decide between you and that guy who juggled oranges during his interview, so you both get the position.
Drawn Out
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I recently played a board game with my friends that ended in a draw. It was the most unsatisfying experience ever. Hours of strategy, alliances formed and broken, only to end with a handshake and a Well, we're all winners here. No, we're not! I wanted bragging rights and eternal glory, not a stalemate and a group photo.
Drawing a Blank
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Have you ever been in a meeting where someone asks for ideas, and suddenly, everyone is drawing a blank? It's like the entire room turns into an art class with blank canvases. Anyone? Bueller? And just like that, you're caught in the draw of creativity, desperately trying to sketch an idea before the meeting ends. Spoiler alert: My masterpiece is usually a stick figure with a lightbulb head.
The Draw Dilemma
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You ever notice how people can't resist a good draw? I mean, not the artistic kind, but that awkward moment when someone says, Let's settle this with a draw. And suddenly, it's like we're all in a Wild West standoff, except instead of guns, we're armed with indecision. Rock, paper, scissors? No, how about a staring contest? It's the only time in life where being completely average is celebrated.
Drawback of Drawers
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Let's talk about drawers. Not the furniture kind, but the ones you put your clothes in. Why do we even call them drawers? Opening one is like playing a game of chance. Will you find your favorite socks, or will it be a tangled mess of hangers and mismatched gloves? It's the luck of the draw, and my socks are professional hide-and-seek champions.
Drawn to Technology
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In the digital age, we're drawn to our screens like magnets. The draw of social media, the draw of cat videos, the draw of endless scrolling. It's like we're stuck in an eternal game of draw, and the only winner is the person who can resist the magnetic pull of the internet. Spoiler alert: I'm not that person.
Drawn Together
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Relationships are a lot like draws. You meet someone, there's this initial excitement, and then reality sets in. Suddenly, you're arguing about who should do the dishes, and the only thing you're drawing is battle lines. And don't get me started on deciding what to watch on TV. It's like a never-ending game of draw, and the remote is the ultimate weapon.
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