5 Jokes For Down With The Sickness

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 27 2024

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The Conspiracy Theorist

Believing the sickness is part of a grand conspiracy
I told my friend about the grand conspiracy behind the sickness. They said, "You've been watching too many YouTube videos." I said, "That's what they want you to think.

The Quarantine Enthusiast

Finding joy in isolation
I told my friend, "I'm down with the sickness, so I'm self-isolating." They said, "You've been doing that for years." I like to think of it as being ahead of the curve.

The Overprotective Parent

Trying to shield their kids from illness
I told my teenager, "If you're down with the sickness, you're grounded." They replied, "Mom, it's just a song." I said, "Well, in this house, we only listen to 'Stay Healthy' by Dr. Mom.

The Germ

Feeling unappreciated and unwanted
I overheard someone saying, "I'm down with the sickness." I thought, "Finally, some recognition!" Turns out, they were just talking about their favorite rock song, not me. Rude.

The Doctor

Dealing with a new and bizarre illness
The doctor asked if I had any pre-existing conditions. I said, "Yeah, I'm pre-existing in a world where TikTok dances count as exercise.

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