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Speaking of double entendre, my GPS has mastered the art. It says, "In 500 feet, turn left." I'm like, "Are we talking about the road or my love life?
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Grocery shopping is a double entendre waiting to happen. The cashier asks, "Paper or plastic?" I'm thinking, "Are we discussing bags or potential surgery options?
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Relationships are like double entendre sometimes. My partner asked me, "Do you want to go out for dinner?" I said yes, and they handed me a broom. Apparently, they meant a different kind of sweep.
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You ever notice how "read receipt" is a double entendre in relationships? It's like, "Yes, I read your message, but emotionally, I'm still processing.
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Salad bars are the sneakiest double entendre in the food world. They're like, "Help yourself." But let's be real, I'm here for the croutons and bacon bits.
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You ever notice how ordering coffee has become a double entendre? Barista asks, "Do you want it small, medium, or large?" And I'm like, "Is this a coffee shop or a dating app?
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Traffic signals are subtle double entendre experts. The yellow light is the universe's way of saying, "You're not committed enough for green, but red seems a bit harsh.
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Gym memberships are a double entendre for commitment. It's like saying, "I want to get fit, but I also want the option to watch Netflix and eat ice cream.
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Taking out the trash is a double entendre in my household. My partner says, "Honey, can you take out the trash?" I'm like, "Sure, are we talking about chores or my ex?
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