20 Jokes For Doin

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Updated on: Jul 27 2024

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
I'm friends with all electricians. We have such great current connections.
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Doin' the Math

You ever look at your bank account after a weekend and think, Let's do the math. But then you realize, it's better to just live in denial and keep doin' what you're doin'.

Doin' the Talk

Some people love small talk. But let's be real, most of us are just doin' the talk to avoid awkward silences. Because nothing says I'm uncomfortable like discussing the weather for 20 minutes.

Doin' the Tech

Technology is great until it isn't. One minute you're doin' a video call, the next you're accidentally sharing your screen to the entire company. And just like that, you're the star of the show, whether you like it or not.

Doin' Dishes

I tried doing the dishes once. You know what happened? They multiplied like rabbits! Suddenly, my sink looked like it was hosting a dish family reunion.

Doin' What?

You ever have one of those days where you wake up and think, What am I doin' with my life? And then you realize you're still in your pajamas at 3 PM? Yeah, that's called self-discovery in the 21st century.

Doin' the Dance

You know you're gettin' old when doin' the dance doesn't refer to the latest hip-hop move but trying to find a comfortable position to sleep without waking up with aches.

Doin' Fine?

How you doin'? is just a socially acceptable way to say hello. No one actually expects you to spill the beans about how you're really doin'. If they did, we'd be here till next Tuesday.

Doin' the Dream

Everyone says, Follow your dreams! But no one mentions that sometimes your dreams are just about doin' laundry. And that's not exactly motivational poster material.

Doin' the Wait

Waiting in line is an art form. You're just standin' there, doin' your best not to make eye contact or breathe too loudly. It's like a silent standoff, except with more awkward shuffling.

Doin' Time

Ever feel like you're doin' time when you're stuck in a never-ending meeting? By the time it's over, you've mentally planned three vacations, redecorated your house, and written a novel.

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