5 Jokes For Dog Ate My Homework

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Updated on: Jun 05 2025

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The Teacher

Dealing with students and their excuses
I said to the student, "You know, next time your dog decides to snack on your homework, maybe teach him some manners. Like, at least use a napkin!

The Homework

Feeling unappreciated and unwanted
Imagine being homework, spending hours getting written and then BOOM, a dog treats you like an appetizer. I'm not just a meal for canines, you know!

The Dog Psychologist

Analyzing the psychological reasons behind dogs eating homework
I'm working on a self-help book for dogs titled "Paper: From Chew to Triumph." It includes chapters on finding healthier alternatives and coping mechanisms for stress-induced paper consumption.

The Dog

Trying to understand why humans get upset about paper
I overheard my owner saying, "Bad dog, don't eat my homework!" I thought I was just following the syllabus – you know, obedience training.

The Dog Trainer

Trying to train dogs not to eat homework
I'm thinking of starting a business – "Canine Paper Shredding Solutions." I already have a perfect mascot, my dog who specializes in homework shredding.

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