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Dodging that friend who always borrows money and conveniently forgets to pay you back. It's like being in a financial ninja movie. You see them coming, and you're already doing mental calculations like, "If I take the long route, maybe they won't spot me.
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Dodging eye contact with someone you know at the grocery store – the real-life game of hide and seek. You spot them in the cereal aisle, and next thing you know, you're deep into analyzing the nutritional content of a box of granola you have no intention of buying.
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Dodging small talk at the office elevator – it's the real-life elevator pitch for introverts. You press that button, and suddenly you're engrossed in your phone, staring at the floor numbers like they're the most fascinating thing in the world.
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Dodging social events by pretending you have other plans. "Oh, sorry, I have a thing." The thing is most likely Netflix, pajamas, and a cozy blanket fortress. Dodging the outside world like a pro!
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Dodging the person with the clipboard at the mall – it's like participating in the Olympics of social evasion. I've got my game face on, headphones in, and suddenly I'm the Usain Bolt of avoiding charitable commitments.
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Dodging that one neighbor who always wants to chat when you're taking out the trash. It's like a secret mission every time – timing is crucial, and the trash bag is your shield.
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Dodging a call from your mom – it's like playing chess with your own guilt. You see her name on the screen, and suddenly you're strategizing your moves. "I'll let it ring twice, then pretend I was in the shower. Yeah, that'll work.
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Dodging the awkwardness when someone asks if you remember them, and you have absolutely no clue. "Oh, yeah, we go way back. You know, the good old... um, times.
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Have you ever noticed how we all become professional dodgers when it comes to sidewalk solicitors? I see them approaching with their clipboards, and suddenly I'm doing a dance that would put a cat trying to avoid water to shame. "Oh, sorry, can't talk, I'm late for my imaginary appointment!
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