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The TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimension in Space)
Being stuck in a bad neighborhood
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The TARDIS complained about the neighborhood, saying, "I miss the days when I only had to worry about being bigger on the inside. Now it's like, 'Is that a Cyberman or just a guy on a scooter with too many upgrades?'
The Silence (Aliens who make you forget you saw them)
Trying to tell a joke but everyone forgets the punchline
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I told The Silence, "I'm killing it on stage!" They replied, "If only we could remember. We're your ultimate unbiased audience!
Sonic Screwdriver Repair Shop
Dealing with customers who think it fixes everything
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This woman brings in her phone and asks, "Can you Sonic Screwdriver it back to when my ex-boyfriend still liked me?" I'm like, "Sorry, love, I can't fix your bad choices, but I can upgrade your ringtone to 'Regenerate'!
Companions Support Group
Dealing with post-adventure trauma
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We're thinking of making t-shirts for our support group that say, "I survived traveling with the Doctor, and all I got was this lousy sense of impending doom.
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