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You ever buy a bag of salad and then watch it turn into a bag of slimy green goo in the fridge? That salad's journey from fresh to disgraceful is like a tragic Shakespearean play, but with lettuce.
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I find it disgraceful that the more expensive a razor is, the more it looks like a high-tech spaceship. I just want a smooth shave, not a voyage to the moon. My face isn't that complicated.
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It's disgraceful how every time I go to the grocery store, the cashier asks if I want to donate a dollar to some cause. I'm like, "Sure, let me just add guilt to my grocery bill. Thanks for that.
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You ever get a notification on your phone, and you're like, "Oh, someone's thinking about me," but it turns out to be your battery reaching a disgraceful 10%? Like, phone, if I wanted a reminder of my low energy levels, I'd look in the mirror.
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Why is it that when someone says, "We need to talk," it's never about something awesome? It's always like, "We need to talk about the disgraceful amount of dishes in the sink." Can't we ever talk about winning the lottery for once?
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Isn't it weird how we all collectively agree that hitting the snooze button multiple times in the morning is totally acceptable? It's like, "Yeah, I know I have responsibilities, but hitting snooze seven times? That's not laziness, that's disgraceful commitment to sleep.
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I find it disgraceful that my phone's autocorrect is more confident in its spelling than I am. It's over there like, "No, trust me, it's 'banana,' not 'bandana.' I got this.
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You ever try to discreetly eat snacks during a movie, and the bag decides to make a sound like a thunderstorm? It's like, "I'm just trying to enjoy this film, not orchestrate the soundtrack with my disgraceful popcorn rustling.
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You ever notice how "disgraceful" is just a fancy word for "oops, my bad"? Like, you spill coffee on someone, and you're like, "Oh, that was disgraceful of me. Sorry about your new shirt, by the way.
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