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Have you ever discovered that the best conversations happen in the car? It's like the combination of confined space and moving forward unlocks the secrets of the universe. Or maybe it's just that nobody can escape the conversation until you reach the destination.
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I recently discovered that adulthood is mostly about getting excited about canceled plans. It's like, "Oh no, I can't make it to the dinner party. What a shame!" wink Secretly, I'm celebrating on the inside with pajamas and Netflix.
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Have you ever noticed how when you discover a new favorite song, you play it on repeat until you hate it? It's like, "Wow, this is the best thing ever!" and a week later, you're like, "Okay, can we please discover something else?
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Let's talk about the discovery of leftovers in the fridge. You open it up, find a container, and play a game called "Is this still good?" Spoiler alert: it's always a gamble, and you're either winning a delicious meal or discovering the source of your next stomachache.
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Let's talk about the discovery of the perfect parking spot. It's like finding a four-leaf clover in a concrete jungle. You feel victorious, like you've conquered the urban wilderness. Bonus points if it's right next to the exit.
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Discovering a new show on a streaming platform is like finding buried treasure. You start watching, and suddenly it's three in the morning, you've finished the entire season, and you're questioning your life choices. "To sleep or not to sleep, that is the existential crisis.
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So, I recently discovered that the gym and I have a love-hate relationship. I love discovering new workout routines, and my body hates me for it the next day. It's like my muscles are sending me passive-aggressive memos.
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You ever discover that your pets have secret meetings when you're not around? I swear, I walk into the room, and they all scatter like they're planning the next great animal uprising. It's like a little fur-covered conspiracy right in my living room.
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You ever discover that your phone autocorrects words you didn't even know you were misspelling? I sent a text the other day that said, "I'll be there in a ducking minute." Like, what's a ducking minute? Is that how long it takes for ducks to swim in a circle or something?
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