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You know you're at a fancy dinner party when the forks have more prongs than your entire college degree.
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Dinner parties are the only place where you can find people pretending to be food critics while silently praying they don't accidentally insult the chef.
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If life were a dinner party, small talk would be the appetizer – you have to endure it to get to the good stuff, but no one really enjoys it.
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Hosting a dinner party is just a socially acceptable way of saying, "Come over and let me show off my cooking skills while secretly hoping you don't notice the smoke alarm going off.
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Dinner parties are the only place where the term "potluck" is used as a polite way of saying, "Please bring something edible, and preferably not from the dollar store.
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Dinner parties are like adult versions of playdates. Instead of juice boxes and crayons, we have wine glasses and awkward small talk.
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The moment you realize you've been talking with your mouth full at a dinner party is the same moment you become everyone's favorite unintentional comedian.
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The real challenge at dinner parties is trying to gracefully eat hors d'oeuvres that are bigger than your social skills.
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Have you ever noticed that at dinner parties, the dessert always comes out right when the conversation hits its peak? It's like the universe saying, "Here, have some sugar to sweeten the deal.
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