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My dinner date said I was 'toast' after spilling my drink. I replied, 'I guess I'm a little 'buttered' up!
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Why did the salad go on a dinner date? It wanted to 'lettuce' celebrate!
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My dinner date was shocked when I told her I couldn't make reservations. I said, 'I'm just not 'booked' for that!
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My dinner date told me I was 'grape' at making jokes. I said, 'Well, wine not?
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Why did the smartphone go on a dinner date? It wanted to beef up its 'app'titude!
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Why did the dinner date break up with the restaurant? It couldn't find the perfect 'menu' match!
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Why did the tomato turn red during the dinner date? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on during the dinner date? Nothing, it just let out a little 'wine'!
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Why did the soup blush during the dinner date? It saw the salad dressing!
The Spicy Surprise
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Ordered a dish labeled mild on a dinner date once. Turns out, their definition of mild is my definition of setting my mouth on fire. I was sweating more than a suspect in a crime drama. Note to self: always carry a fire extinguisher in my pocket.
When Food Becomes a Love Language
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They say the way to a person's heart is through their stomach. But what if your date orders a salad? Are they trying to tell me they're into lettuce instead of love? I'm just here hoping they at least throw in some croutons for romance.
The Dessert Dilemma
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Dessert on a dinner date is like a plot twist in a movie. You think the story is over, and then bam! The waiter hands you a dessert menu, and you're faced with the dilemma of choosing between a sweet ending or just calling it a night.
Menu Mysteries
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Choosing what to order on a dinner date is like solving a riddle. The waiter hands me the menu, and I'm sitting there decoding it like it's ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs. Is the risotto a safe choice, or will it be my undoing?
The Silent Battle of the Bill
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The moment the bill arrives on a dinner date is like a standoff in the Wild West. You both eye it like it's a ticking time bomb, waiting for the other to make the first move. I say we settle this with a game of rock-paper-scissors - loser pays!
The Awkward Goodnight
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Ending a dinner date is like trying to land a plane – you want it to be smooth, but there's always the chance of crashing and burning. Do we hug, do we kiss, or do we just fist bump and call it a day? It's the great finale of awkwardness.
Leftovers and Love
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They say leftovers are a part of every dinner date. But here's the real question: if we can't agree on what movie to watch, how are we supposed to agree on who gets the last slice of pizza? It's a battle of the fittest, and I've been training for this my whole life.
The Dinner Date Dilemma
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You know, they say a dinner date is the perfect recipe for romance. But honestly, it's more like trying to cook a soufflé for the first time – one wrong move, and it all collapses!
Eating with Etiquette
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I recently went on a dinner date, and they had these fancy utensils. I felt like I was defusing a bomb with a fork and knife. I mean, who needs three different forks to eat a salad? I felt like I was auditioning for a role in Dining Wars.
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