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Why did the dime enroll in a cooking class? It wanted to learn how to roll with the dough!
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Why did the dime go to school? It wanted to be a 'cents'-ational student!
Dime-sional Travel
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I tried to invent a machine for dime-sional travel. It worked, but the only place it took me was to a laundromat where all my missing socks and loose change were having a reunion. Turns out, they were living their best lives without me.
Dime a Laugh
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I told my friend I could make him laugh for a dime. He said, That's impossible. I said, Watch this. Then I handed him a mirror. Turns out, self-reflection is the cheapest therapy in town.
Dime-a-Dozen Dilemmas
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They say things that are common are a dime a dozen. Well, I don't know where they're buying their dimes, but I've never gotten more than one for 10 cents. If I could get a dozen dimes for a dime, I'd be the Jeff Bezos of loose change.
Dime-light Savings Time
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Why do we have daylight savings time and not dime-light savings time? I propose we turn back the dimes every fall and spring. Imagine the financial success – we'd be time travelers and rich!
Dime-a-thon
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I tried to start a charity called Dime-a-thon. You donate a dime every day to support people with a severe lack of vending machine choices. Unfortunately, the only person who joined was my grandma, and she thought it was a knitting club.
Dime-sized Dreams
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They say to aim for the stars, but my dreams are more dime-sized. I just want a wallet so full of dimes that it looks like I stole it from Scrooge McDuck's nephew. If that's not success, I don't know what is.
The Dime Dilemma
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You ever notice how a dime is like the VIP of coins? It's small, shiny, and everyone wants it, but the moment it falls between the couch cushions, it transforms into an undercover secret agent. Good luck finding it! I swear, dimes have a better hide-and-seek game going on than my keys.
Dime-ergency Fund
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I have a dime-ergency fund – it's a jar of dimes for emergencies. You know, like when I run out of snacks during a Netflix binge. It's not much, but if the apocalypse happens, I'll be the guy buying post-apocalyptic bubblegum.
Dime Store Drama
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Have you been to those old-school dime stores? I walked in with a dime, ready to buy something incredible. Turns out, the only thing you can get for a dime these days is nostalgia. I asked the cashier, Can I get something cool for this? and he handed me a time machine straight to the 1950s.
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