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Why did the mathematician bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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I admire people who are good with numbers. Me? I'm more of a 'word person.' If you ask me to solve for 'x,' I'll probably just write you a poem about it. Digits and decimals? Nah, give me alliteration and adjectives any day!
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The other day I tried to understand my friend's obsession with numerology, but I'm still waiting for a digit-al explanation!
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I saw a sign that said 'Free Calculators.' Turns out, it was just a piece of paper with the word 'calculator' written on it. I guess that's the 'digital' version of cutting corners!
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My gym buddy keeps saying he's going to start a 'fit-bit' journey. I thought he meant he'd get in shape, but turns out he just wants to count how many times he types 'pizza' in a day. Hey, it's still tracking digits!
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I'm terrible at remembering phone numbers. My memory's so bad, I've programmed my phone to recognize my own name as 'Mom' just to get me to answer. My digits are a mystery even to me!
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I was never good at math in school. My teacher once asked me what comes after 7, and I confidently replied, '8, 9, 10!' She said, 'No, the answer is 8,' and I thought, 'Well, that's one way to count your digits!'
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I tried explaining to my grandma that the 'digital age' doesn't mean we're using our fingers more. She's convinced we're all just turning into human calculators, but hey, at least she's got a 'hands-on' approach to digits!
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I went to a math-themed party, but it was a bit odd; everyone was divided and no one could agree on the root of the problem. It was a real digit dilemma!
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I once tried to impress my date by telling her I'm a 'mathematician.' She got all excited until I added, 'I mean, I can calculate the tip at a restaurant without using my fingers.' Needless to say, I didn't get her digits!
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