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Why did the shovel break up with the hoe? It couldn't handle the dirt anymore!
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Why did the scarecrow become a great gardener? He was outstanding in his field!
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I asked the geologist if he knew how to dig. He said, 'Yeah, I can dig it.
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Why was the archaeologist so good at relationships? He knew how to dig deep and uncover the past!
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I thought about becoming a gardener, but I couldn't find the roots of the problem.
The Dig Dilemma
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You know, I recently tried gardening. Thought I'd connect with the earth and all that. Turns out, the only thing I managed to connect with was a buried cable. My neighbor's Wi-Fi hasn't been the same since. Now they think I'm some sort of internet archeologist. Oh, you're digging for the past? Try my browser history!
Digging for Success
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I read somewhere that successful people have deep roots. So, I've been digging a massive hole in my backyard, hoping that success will find its way to me. My neighbor looks over the fence and says, You know, they meant metaphorical roots, right? Well, I figured a hole is a hole, right?
Digging for Fame
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I've decided to become an influencer. Forget the glamorous photoshoots; I'm just going to post pictures of me digging holes in different locations. I'm going to be the first person to make Digging Chic a thing. Just wait until Vogue catches wind of my next groundbreaking photo shoot – literally!
Digging for Compliments
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I told my friend I was into gardening now. He looks at my backyard and says, What, are you digging for compliments? I laughed it off, but then I thought, Wait a minute, that's not a bad idea! Now I've got a shovel by the door every time someone comes over. Subtle, right?
Digging for Answers
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I decided to do some soul-searching, you know, find the deep meaning of life. So, I grab a shovel and start digging a massive hole in my backyard. My neighbor sees me and goes, What are you doing? I look at him and say, I'm just trying to find where I buried my motivation in 2020. It's gotta be around here somewhere.
The Digging Diet
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I've taken up a new workout routine. It's called gardening. Yeah, apparently, digging holes burns calories. So now I'm out there every day, sweating, grunting, and digging like I'm auditioning for an action movie. The only action I'm getting, though, is a sore back and strange looks from the neighbors.
Digging for Treasure
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I decided to do some spring cleaning in my backyard, you know, clear out the clutter. So, I start digging, and I find this chest buried in the ground. I'm thinking, Jackpot! Pirate treasure! Turns out it was just my neighbor's time capsule from the '90s. The only gold in there was a mixtape with some questionable song choices.
Digging Therapy
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I've found a new form of therapy. Instead of pouring my heart out to a stranger, I just dig a really deep hole in my backyard. It's cathartic. But now I've got a trench that's so deep, my therapist is considering charging me for two sessions – one for the talking and one for the landscaping.
The Digging Detective
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I've become quite the detective lately. Every time I see a mysterious spot in my yard, I start digging, convinced I'm going to uncover some ancient artifact. My friends have started calling me the Sherlock Holmes of landscaping. Spoiler alert: I found a buried gnome. Not quite a historical discovery.
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