10+ Best One Liners Jokes About diets

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

I'm thinking of trying the 'see food' diet. Every time I see food, I eat it!

I tried the new 'low-salt diet.' It's been a bland experience.

My diet plan is simple: if it's green or on the floor for less than five seconds, it's fair game!

I'm on a cookie diet. I haven't crumbled yet!

I tried the 'air diet.' It left me breathless!

I’m on a new diet where I eat everything on my plate. It's called the 'see-food diet'!

I tried the 'chocolate-only' diet. It wasn't sweet at all!

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

My friend tried the garlic diet, but it just made her breath-taking!

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