8 Jokes For Deux

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Updated on: Aug 19 2024

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What did the number deux say to the number four? 'Together, we make deux-cisions!
Why did the deux stop playing cards? It felt too much like a pair gamble!
What do you call a duo of singing insects? A deux-et!
Why did the number deux refuse to play hide and seek? It felt it was always playing second fiddle!
Why did the deux never get into arguments? Because it always saw both sides!
Why did the two pieces of bread break up? They couldn't agree on how to deux-vide their issues!
Why did the number deux break up with the number one? It felt too divided!
Why was the number deux afraid of number one? Because number one kept saying, 'I'm un, I'm un!'

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