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Dents are like cosmic tattoos for your car. Except, instead of choosing the design, the universe just tosses a dart at your vehicle and goes, "There you go, express yourself.
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I had a dent that was so strategically placed; I swear it knew exactly where to stand to ruin the symmetry of my car. It's like my car went through a rebellious teenage phase, experimenting with asymmetry.
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You ever park your car in an empty parking lot, only to return and find a dent as if your car threw a wild party in your absence? I'm starting to think my car has a social life I know nothing about.
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Ever notice how a dent on a car suddenly becomes the centerpiece of a vehicle? It's like, "Oh, you got a new car? Cool, but check out this dent right here. It's the Picasso of my parking mishaps.
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Dents are the universe's way of testing our reaction times. The moment you hear that thud, it's like a game show buzzer going off, and you have to decide whether to sprint outside or just accept your fate.
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Dents are like battle scars for cars. Each one tells a story, and some of those stories are more embarrassing than a wardrobe malfunction. I've got dents that could rival a novel, and each chapter is a different level of "Oops, my bad.
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Dents are like secret agents on our cars. You never know when they're going to appear, and when they do, it's like, "Mission accomplished, dent. You snuck in without me noticing.
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You ever get a dent and try to play it off like it's a design choice? "Yeah, I wanted the aerodynamic look, you know, for better gas mileage. It's cutting-edge automotive fashion!
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Dents are the unsung heroes of the parking lot. They're like, "Hey, that empty space looks too perfect. Let me spice things up a bit." It's like a dent conspiracy against flawless parking.
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