7 Jokes About Denmark

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Updated on: Dec 31 2024

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I told my friend I can speak Danish. He asked me to say something. I replied, 'Wienerbrød' – he thought I was casting a spell!
What's a Danish cat's favorite hobby? 'Paw-stries'!
I accidentally spilled coffee on my Danish. Now it's a little 'mocha' than it used to be!
I tried to visit Denmark, but I got lost. It turns out, my GPS was a bit 'Danish' – always taking me in circles!
I asked my Danish friend how he stays in shape. He said, 'I exercise a lot – I'm always on a 'roll'!
I told my friend I could name all the capitals of Europe. He bet me a Danish that I couldn't – now he owes me a pastry!
I tried to make a Danish joke, but it was too 'flakey' – just like their pastries!

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