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The Hypochondriac
Convinced every cough and sneeze is a sign of impending doom.
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My doctor told me laughter is the best medicine. I asked him if that includes laughing at my own funeral because I just stubbed my toe.
The Action Movie Protagonist
Believing life is an action movie, and every mundane task is a potential life-or-death situation.
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Last week, I changed a light bulb and imagined a slow-motion explosion in the background. My neighbors were just watching TV, but I felt like I'd just saved the world from darkness.
The Conspiracy Theorist
Believing that the government, aliens, or the Illuminati are secretly plotting your demise.
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I joined a secret society once, but then they started sending me newsletters with my horoscope and coupons for discounted coffins. I thought, "Maybe too secret?
The Paranoid Person
Constantly interpreting harmless situations as potential death threats.
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My friends threw me a surprise party once. I walked in, saw the dark room, and immediately thought, "This is it. This is how it ends. Surrounded by balloons and confetti.
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