5 Jokes For Deadbeat

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 29 2024

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The Slacker Student

Mastering the art of procrastination
You know you're a deadbeat student when your GPA stands for "Generally Procrastinated Always.

The Lazy Employee

Juggling work and napping
My job description says 'deadlines,' but I read it as 'dead... lines.' I've been napping a lot lately.

The Couch Potato

The struggle between Netflix and ambition
I thought I'd hit rock bottom when I couldn't reach the remote. Turns out, I just found a new show to binge-watch.

The Freeloader Roommate

Avoiding chores like the plague
The only thing my roommate lifts is the TV remote. Everything else? Not their problem.

The Weekend Warrior

Balancing relaxation and responsibilities
I believe in a balanced lifestyle: half-napping, half-procrastinating. It's all about equilibrium.

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