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My dead dad used to love fishing. Now he's just 'reeling' in the afterlife!
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Why did the dead dad start a rock band in the afterlife? He wanted to 'raise the dead' with his music!
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Why did the dead dad get a job at the bakery in the afterlife? He wanted to work 'graveyard' shifts!
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What do you call a dad who's also a musician in the afterlife? A deadbeat!
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Did you hear about the zombie dad who won an award? He was voted the 'deadliest' dad in town!
Inheritance Hauntings
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I inherited my dad's haunted house. It's like a supernatural timeshare – only instead of a beachfront condo, I got a spectral roommate who criticizes my choice of breakfast cereal. You call that a balanced breakfast?
Seance Silliness
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I tried a seance to communicate with my dad's ghost. He showed up and said, I was in the middle of ghost poker night, but sure, what's up? I guess even in the afterlife, poker is more important than family bonding.
Ghost Therapy
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I decided to go to therapy to deal with my dad's ghost issues. The therapist asked, How does his presence make you feel? I said, Honestly, a little annoyed. I can't even watch TV without him making ghostly comments like he's a spectral critic.
Haunted Technology
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My dad's ghost figured out how to use my smart home devices. Now every time I ask Google for the weather, I get a ghostly voice saying, It's ghostly outside. You might need a spectral umbrella.
Late Night Hauntings
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You know, I recently discovered my dad's ghost is haunting me. Yeah, turns out he's not in a better place; he's just in a mood. I asked him why he's haunting me, and he said, Well, you never listened to me when I was alive, so I thought I'd give this ghost thing a try.
Ghost Dad Wisdom
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My dad's ghost loves to give advice, like he's some spectral life coach. He said, Son, always follow your dreams. I said, Dad, I'm 40 and haunted. My dream now is just a good night's sleep without any ghostly interruptions.
The Afterlife Review
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My dad's ghost came to me and said, Son, I've been watching you. I thought, Oh great, I'm getting a performance review from beyond the grave. If I start seeing a light at the end of the tunnel, I'm going to treat it like a corporate exit interview.
Ghostly GPS
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My dad's ghost has become my GPS. It's like, In 500 feet, turn left. If you miss it, prepare for paranormal activity. I never thought I'd hear a ghost say, Recalculating afterlife route.
Dad Jokes From the Beyond
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My dad was a master of dad jokes, and even in the afterlife, he's keeping up the tradition. He floated by and said, Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a 'boo'-last!
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