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Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 16 2024

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The Database Administrator's Dilemma

When the database is a drama queen
Dating a database administrator is tough. They always want a committed relationship, and by committed, I mean transactionally consistent.

The Server Room Soap Opera

When servers have more drama than a reality TV show
The server asked the hard drive to move in together, but it said it needed space.

The Password Predicament

When passwords have a mind of their own
I told my password a secret. Now, it won't stop reminding me every 30 days.

The AI's Existential Crisis

When AI starts questioning its purpose
I asked my AI, "What's the secret to happiness?" It replied, "404 - Happiness not found.

The Rogue Query Conundrum

When a query thinks it's above the law
I asked my query if it believed in love at first sight. It said, "Only if the join condition is perfect.

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