6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About days of the week

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What did the weekend say to Monday? 'I'll catch you on the flip side – if I can find my 'Sunday' shoes!

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me calendar invites for 'Ctrl+Alt+Delete' on Fridays!

I tried to write a joke about Wednesday, but it was a weak one – it just couldn't carry the week!

What did Monday say to Friday? 'I wish I had your weekend plans – they sound like a real 'Fri-yay'!

Why did Sunday go to therapy? It had a serious case of the 'pre-Monday blues'!

I tried to make a joke about Saturday, but it insisted on taking the day off – it's all about that 'weekend rest'!

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