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Why did the vampire open a bar in the cemetery? Because he wanted to raise some spirits!
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I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.
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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Darkest Moments of Parenting
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Parenting is filled with the darkest moments. Like when your kid asks where babies come from, and suddenly you find yourself giving them a detailed explanation involving storks, cabbage patches, and a secret society of diaper fairies. It's the original fake news.
Darkest Secrets and WiFi Passwords
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They say everyone has their darkest secrets. Well, I found out my WiFi password is my darkest secret. I mean, I'd rather give someone my social security number than let them know how lazy I am when it comes to creating secure passwords.
Darkest Confessions at the Drive-Thru
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You ever find yourself making the darkest confessions at the drive-thru? Yeah, I went to order a burger and ended up telling the intercom my entire life story. They asked if I wanted fries with that, and I said, No, but can I get a side of therapy?
Into the Darkest Depths
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You ever notice how life takes you to the darkest places? I mean, I went to the darkest depths of my closet looking for a matching pair of socks, and all I found was a portal to Narnia. Turns out, Narnia is just a realm of lost socks and single gloves.
Darkest Days of Adulting
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Adulting is like walking through the darkest forest blindfolded. You think you're going in a straight line, but suddenly you trip over a student loan payment, fall face-first into taxes, and realize you left the stove on. It's the only journey where getting lost is the norm.
Navigating the Darkest Mall
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I recently went to this mall that was so huge, it had its own GPS system. It's like, I just wanted a pair of shoes, not an expedition into the darkest corners of capitalism. I think I saw a store that sold hope, but it was closed for renovations.
Darkest Fitness Resolutions
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New Year's resolutions always take us to the darkest places, don't they? I signed up for a fitness class, and the only thing I've mastered is the art of looking like I know what I'm doing while secretly counting down the seconds until I can eat a donut guilt-free.
Darkest Roommate Secrets
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Living with roommates can be interesting. I recently discovered that my roommate has the darkest secret— they don't know how to change the toilet paper roll. I mean, how can you trust someone who can't handle the responsibility of a simple bathroom transaction?
Darkest Side of Social Media
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Social media is like a black hole of the soul. One minute, you're innocently scrolling through cat videos, and the next, you're deep into the darkest conspiracy theories about why your neighbor's dog barks at 3 AM. Spoiler alert: the dog just likes to party.
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