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Dandelion Fashion Show
Dandelions trying to make a statement in the world of fashion.
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I saw a dandelion on the runway. The commentator said, 'And here we have the latest in weed chic.' I thought, 'Well, at least someone appreciates our natural beauty.'
Dandelions Anonymous
The secret life of dandelions in a support group.
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They say admitting you have a problem is the first step. So, I stood up and said, 'Hi, I'm a dandelion enthusiast, and my lawn is my canvas. Who wants a wish?'
The Gardener's Nightmare
When dandelions become the bane of a gardener's existence.
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I asked the dandelions in my garden if they could relocate. They said, 'Sure, if you find a lawn where people actually like kale more than grass.'
Dandelion Diplomacy
Dandelions negotiating with other flowers for acceptance in the garden.
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The tulips and dandelions had a meeting. The tulips said, 'You're taking up too much space.' The dandelions said, 'We're just practicing social distancing in the flower world.'
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