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Dating is tough, right? Well, imagine if Jeffrey Dahmer had his own dating advice column. "Dear Jeffrey..." Now, I'm not an expert, but I can already guess his advice. "When in doubt, just bring a cooler on the first date. You never know when you'll need it. And hey, nothing says commitment like a homemade heart-shaped locket." Can you imagine the pickup lines? "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. Also, do you mind if I measure the circumference of your head?" I can already hear the crickets.
But seriously, folks, let's stick to the classics when it comes to dating. Flowers, chocolates, maybe a romantic dinner. And definitely no coolers.
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I heard there's a new trend in the afterlife—celebrity workshops. So, Jeffrey Dahmer is now hosting a standup comedy workshop for ghosts. "How to Kill on Stage Without Killing on the Streets." Imagine attending his class. "Alright, everyone, first rule: don't be afraid to dissect the audience with your eyes. And remember, timing is everything. Just like... well, you know." Can you imagine the open mic night in the afterlife? "Hey, is this thing on? I mean, I know it's on; I'm just not sure if I am."
Maybe I should sign up for that workshop. I could use some killer jokes. No pun intended. Okay, maybe a little intended.
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You ever get into those DIY home improvement shows? They make everything look so easy. But what if Jeffrey Dahmer had his own home improvement show? "Dahmer's Design Dungeon," where the catchphrase is, "Make Your House a Real Crime Scene!" Picture it: he's giving tips on how to repurpose bones into fashionable wall art. "Nothing says 'I have a killer sense of style' like a femur chandelier." Of course, he'd have to be careful not to get too carried away with the power tools. "Oops, there goes another finger! It's all in the name of interior design, folks."
I can just see the tagline now, "Bringing a Slice of the Morgue to Your Living Room." Alright, maybe I need to switch to a safer topic.
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You know, I was watching a cooking show the other day, and they were talking about unique recipes. You know, people have these secret family recipes that get passed down through generations. Well, I started thinking about this infamous guy, Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah, not the typical cooking show material, I get it. But imagine if he had a recipe book. Can you picture that? "Dahmer's Kitchen Delights." "How to Spice Up Your Life... Literally." I can see it now, Chapter 1: "The Art of Marinading." Too soon?
I can imagine him on a cooking show, wearing an apron that says, "Kiss the Cook...if You Dare." And the host would be like, "So Jeffrey, what's your secret ingredient?" And he'd lean in and whisper, "Long pig." I'm sorry, that's terrible. I should probably move on.
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