18 Dads Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 29 2024

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! Dad's got a clean sense of humor!
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1. Dad's got a knack for movie-inspired jokes!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! Dad's tireless with his humor!
Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears, but the beans stalk!
What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator. My dad loves these 'punny' mysteries!
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved! Dad's humor is as deep as the ocean sometimes!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. My dad's always cooking up these noodle jokes!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Dad jokes, building bridges between walls!

Dad Fashion Faux Pas

Ever notice how dads think socks and sandals are the ultimate fashion statement? It's like they're trying to start a new trend called Comfort Over Everything.

Dad's Sports Commentary

Watching sports with dad is like attending a live commentary of his own personal Olympics. There's yelling, armchair coaching, and the occasional I could've done better back in '82!

Dad's Treasure Trove

Ever tried borrowing something from your dad's toolbox? It's like diving into a time capsule of forgotten gadgets, rusty nails, and that one hammer he insists is the only one you'll ever need, despite its evident age.

Dad's Grill Mastery

Dads and grills go together like peanut butter and jelly, except the jelly is usually some sort of mystery meat he's attempting to BBQ, and the peanut butter is him trying to figure out how to turn on the propane.

Dad's Driving Techniques

Why is it that dads suddenly become race car drivers the moment they're behind the wheel? I swear, put them in a minivan, and suddenly it's the Daytona 500 in the school drop-off zone.

Dad Tech Support

Trying to get tech help from your dad is like asking a goldfish for swimming lessons. You're both out of your depth, but at least the goldfish won't tell you to just restart the fishbowl.

Dad's Wisdom (Or Lack Thereof)

Dad knows best they say, but then why is he always asking if anyone's seen his glasses, only to realize they're on top of his head? Maybe it's a wisdom we're yet to understand.

Dad's Dance Moves

You've seen the moonwalk, the worm, and even the robot, but have you witnessed the infamous Dad Shuffle? It's a unique blend of awkwardness and determination, usually reserved for weddings and embarrassing family gatherings.

Dad Joke Hour

You can always tell when a dad joke is coming; there's that dramatic pause where he thinks he's the funniest man alive, and we're all just waiting for the punchline... which is never worth the wait.

Dad's DIY Adventures

You know your dad's a true handyman when the instruction manual says 'Some assembly required,' and he says, Challenge accepted!

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