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The Velvet Divorce sounds like something you'd find in the romance section of a bookstore. "She wanted freedom, he wanted independence. Together, they discovered the art of a peaceful separation in 'The Velvet Divorce.'
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If only relationships could be as diplomatic as the split of Czechoslovakia. Imagine breaking up and saying, "Let's maintain friendly relations, and you can visit my country anytime, but call ahead so I can tidy up.
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Ever notice how Czechoslovakia sounds like the secret password to a really exclusive club? "Sorry, sir, you can't enter without the correct pronunciation of Czechoslovakia. And no, the correct answer is not 'Checkers and Slovakia.'
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You ever meet someone who's so good at compromise that you think they could teach Czechoslovakia a thing or two? "You want the capital? Fine, take it. I'll just find a new one. No hard feelings.
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I bet Czechoslovakia has some serious mixed emotions about its split. Like, one half is throwing a wild party, and the other half is just sitting there watching Netflix, regretting its life choices.
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You know, I was thinking about countries that have changed their names, and I realized Czechoslovakia was the ultimate breakup. I mean, they literally had an amicable split and decided, "You take the 'Czech,' and I'll take the 'Slovakia.' It's not you, it's geography!
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I bet Czechoslovakia had that one friend who, when they heard about the split, said, "I saw it coming. It was obvious. They just had different visions for the future – one wanted castles, the other wanted mountains.
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Czechoslovakia splitting up was like when your favorite band decides to go solo. "I love your work individually, but man, those collaboration albums were legendary. Bring back the duo!
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I was reading about the Velvet Divorce, the peaceful separation of Czechoslovakia, and I thought, "Wow, they managed to split up without throwing a single dish? My ex and I couldn't even decide on pizza toppings without a heated argument.
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