5 Jokes For Curse Word

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 25 2024

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The Overly Polite Grandma

Trying to use a curse word without actually saying it
She found out I use curse words, so now she tries to fit in. The other day, she stubbed her toe and yelled, "Oh, fudge biscuits!" I didn't have the heart to tell her.

The Out-of-Touch Parent

Dealing with kids who have learned the latest curse words
I overheard my daughter talking to her friend, and I had to interrupt because I thought she was asking for a recipe. It turns out I misheard her, and now I'm banned from the PTA meetings.

The Confused Tourist

Misinterpreting curse words in a foreign language
I thought I was complimenting someone in another language, but it turns out I was using a curse word. Explains why they looked at me like I insulted their grandmother.

The Tech-Savvy Grandpa

Struggling with modern curse words and online slang
I caught my grandpa watching a tutorial on YouTube to understand the latest curse words. Now he walks around saying, "That's so lit!" about everything, including his morning oatmeal.

The Forgetful Professor

Forgetting the appropriate context for a curse word
I tried to be hip with my students and dropped a curse word, thinking it was cool. They just stared at me. Apparently, I used a term that was popular three years ago. I need a linguistic update.

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