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Updated on: Aug 02 2024

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Smartphone Addict

Balancing virtual and real life
I tried to break up with my phone once. It didn't go well. It just kept vibrating and ringing, begging me to take it back. I swear, my phone is more clingy than my ex.

Social Media Influencer

The pressure of being constantly entertaining online
My dog has more followers than me. I'm thinking of hiring him as my social media manager. His strategy? Post cute pictures and don't read the comments. It's foolproof.

Fitness Enthusiast

The struggle to stay fit in lockdown
I ordered a treadmill online. It's been two months, and it's still in the box. I figure the longer I keep it there, the more steps I've saved. It's all about conservation.

Home Chef

Mastering the art of cooking during lockdown
I tried making homemade bread. It's so dense; I think I accidentally created a black hole in my kitchen. At least now I can say I have out-of-this-world baking skills.

Zoom Meeting Survivor

The struggles of virtual meetings
Zoom happy hours are a thing now. It's amazing how a virtual drink with friends turns into a game of "Who has the most interesting background?" I had a friend who joined from the bathroom. I hope he at least washed his hands before toasting.

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