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The Caffeine Addict
Dealing with the consequences of consuming excessive amounts of caffeine.
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I don't need an alarm clock; I have a coffee maker with a timer. The smell of brewing coffee wakes me up better than any annoying beep. Although, sometimes I dream my coffee maker is judging me for hitting the snooze button.
The Barista
Dealing with demanding customers and their coffee preferences.
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My barista career has turned me into a coffee therapist. People come to me with their problems, and I just nod and ask, "Would you like that latte with or without your issues?
The Non-Coffee Drinker
Navigating social situations where everyone is obsessed with coffee.
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My friends try to convert me to coffeeism like it's a religion. They're like, "Just try it; you'll be hooked!" I'm just waiting for them to pass out pamphlets that say, "Have you heard the good news about espresso?
The Morning Person
Trying to interact with non-morning people while being overly energetic.
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I love mornings so much; I decided to join a morning choir. Now, every day, I stand outside my neighbor's window singing, "Good morning to you!" They're not morning people, but hey, I'm spreading cheer, right?
The Environmentalist
Balancing the love for coffee with the guilt of disposable cups.
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I tried explaining to my friend that disposable cups are bad for the environment. She looked at me and said, "So are your long, passionate speeches about saving the turtles. I'm just trying to survive Monday, okay?
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