7 Jokes For Crystal Ball

One Liners

Updated on: Mar 12 2025

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
My crystal ball wanted to be a comedian, but it couldn't 'predict' the punchlines!
My crystal ball tried stand-up comedy, but the jokes were a bit 'transparent' for the audience.
I asked my crystal ball if I should go on a diet. It said, 'Outlook not so good.
My crystal ball told me I'm going to meet someone tall, dark, and handsome. I think it's talking about my shadow!
My crystal ball is on a diet. It's trying to see a 'slimmer' future!
My crystal ball has a great sense of humor. It always knows when to 'crack up'!
Why did the fortune teller bring a crystal ball to the movie theater? To get a 'preview' of the film!

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Go-somewhere
Apr 05 2025

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today