6 Jokes For Crumpet

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Updated on: Mar 07 2025

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I asked my crumpet if it wanted to dance. It said, 'Sure, but I'm more of a crumb-shuffle kind of pastry.
What's a crumpet's favorite movie genre? A buttery romance!
My crumpet told me a joke. It was so cheesy; I could almost taste the laughter.
Why did the crumpet go to therapy? It needed help dealing with its toaster issues.
I told my crumpet it was too plain. Now it's having an identity crisis in the bakery.
I took my crumpet to the comedy show. It was a real 'knead'-slapper!

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