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You ever notice how cookies crumble? I mean, isn't it funny how they manage to fall apart with the slightest touch? It's like they're the drama queens of the dessert world. "Oh no, don't touch me, I'm going to crumble into a million pieces!
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Let's talk about tissues. They're like the unsung heroes of the sneezing world. You pull one out thinking, "This will gracefully handle my sneeze," but halfway through, it decides to crumble under the pressure. Thanks, tissue, for making me question my sneezing abilities.
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They say life is like a cookie, and it's full of crumbs. Well, if that's the case, I must be living in the crumbiest bakery in town. I'm just waiting for someone to come along and sweep me up with a broom made of dreams and determination.
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Relationships are like cookies too. They start off all sweet and perfect, and then life happens, and suddenly, it's just a mess. It's like the cookie of love took a nosedive, and now you're left with the crumbs of romance.
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Have you ever had a granola bar in your bag for so long that when you finally decide to eat it, it's turned into granola dust? It's like, congratulations, you now have a snack that doubles as confetti. Happy surprise party, here's some crumbs in your lap!
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Biscuits are a mystery to me. You take them out of the oven, and they're all fluffy and promising, but the moment you try to split one in half, it's like they've been training in the high-stakes world of biscuit crumbling competitions. "And here's the dismount, folks! Perfect crumble form!
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Have you ever tried to quietly open a bag of chips during a movie, thinking you're a ninja with your stealthy snack skills? But nope, the bag decides to crumble like it's auditioning for a percussion band, and suddenly everyone in the theater knows you're the popcorn rebel.
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I tried to be sophisticated and make a fruit salad once. But as soon as I tried to mix it, the apple bits crumbled, the grapes staged a tiny rebellion, and the whole bowl turned into a fruity battleground. Fruit salad, or fruit civil war?
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I bought a new pillow the other day, and it claimed to be "memory foam." But every morning, I wake up, and my pillow seems to have forgotten its shape entirely. It's not memory foam; it's more like selective amnesia foam. "What was I? Oh right, a crumpled mess.
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