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How do crows stick together during a storm? They hold on to each other like velcrow!
Crow-ning Achievement
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You ever notice crows act like they own the place? Like, they're the kings of the skies. I saw one perched on a streetlamp, looking down at me like it just won the bird lottery. I thought, Hey, Mr. Crow, you might rule the air, but have you ever tried parallel parking?
Crow-tastrophe in the Making
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I swear, crows have a conspiracy against me. Every time I walk under a tree, it's like they're playing a game of Let's See How Close We Can Get Without Hitting Him. I'm dodging crow droppings like I'm in a bizarre game of avian dodgeball.
Crow-d Control
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I tried to befriend a crow once. I thought we could have a mutual understanding, like, You stay out of my fries, and I won't shoo you away. But nope, the crow just stared at me, judging my life choices. It's like having a feathery life coach with a superiority complex.
Crow-bar for the Course
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I once tried to scare away a crow with a scarecrow. Turns out, crows aren't afraid of scarecrows; they're probably in a secret alliance. I saw the crow sitting on the scarecrow's shoulder, giving me a look like, Nice try, human. Stick to your day job.
Crow-magnon Intelligence
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Crows are supposed to be smart, right? They can solve puzzles and use tools. But have you ever seen a crow try to navigate a sliding glass door? It's like watching a bird version of 'America's Funniest Home Videos.' Cue the Benny Hill music!
Crow-tally Unpredictable
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Crows are like the weather forecast of the animal kingdom. One minute they're chilling on the power lines, and the next, it's a full-on Hitchcock movie. I've considered carrying an umbrella just for spontaneous crow storms. Better safe than sorry.
Crow-d-sourcing Wisdom
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I read somewhere that crows can recognize human faces. So, every time I see one, I put on my best poker face. I'm thinking, Alright, Mr. Crow, remember me as the guy who occasionally drops French fries, not the one who attempted to befriend your cousin last week.
Crow-ssfit Training
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You ever try to outrun a crow? It's like participating in an unplanned cardio session. I'm sprinting down the street, and this crow is flying alongside me, cawing like it's my personal trainer. I didn't sign up for the avian Olympics!
Crow-nival of Chaos
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I think crows secretly organize their own carnival in the skies. You know, with games like Drop It on the Bald Guy's Head and Dive-Bomb the Picnic. If you see a crow on a roller coaster, you know things have gone too far.
Crow-ping on the Edge
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Crows are the thrill-seekers of the bird world. I swear they wait until I'm on an important call to start their crow-cophony outside my window. It's like they're auditioning for a heavy metal band called 'Squawk and Roll.' I should start charging them rent.
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