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Have you seen these commercial crossovers? It's like the Avengers assembling, but instead of superheroes, it's insurance mascots teaming up with snack mascots. Geico Gecko and the Pringles guy fighting crime together. I'm waiting for the epic showdown when the Charmin bear faces off against the Energizer Bunny. It'll be like, "He just keeps going and going, but he's gonna need more toilet paper!
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You ever notice how everything nowadays is all about crossover? I mean, movies, TV shows, even fast food joints are doing it. You walk into a restaurant and suddenly you're in the crossover episode of burgers and tacos. I'm just waiting for the day when they announce the crossover between Monday and Saturday. Can you imagine that? "Welcome to Mondaturday! The day that starts with deadlines and ends with Netflix marathons!
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Food crossovers are a whole other level of madness. I mean, sushi burritos, cronuts, and pizza burgers! It's like every dish is having an identity crisis. I went to a restaurant the other day that had a dish called "Taco Pizza Pasta." I'm pretty sure that's the international symbol for a confused chef. "Sir, what should I make?" "Just throw everything in there, call it fusion, and let's see what happens!
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Music these days is all about crossovers too. Artists collaborating left and right. But you know what I'm waiting for? The crossover between classical and rap. Imagine Beethoven dropping a sick beat, and then out of nowhere, Mozart jumps in with a rap verse like, "Yo, I'm Wolfgang, here to drop some mad flow, got symphonies in my head, and yeah, they're gonna blow!
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