6+ Best One Liners Jokes For cross the road

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Why did the cat sit on the road? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse on the other side!

I challenged the chicken to a race to the other side of the road. It accepted, but I never stood a cluck!

I saw a frog trying to cross the road. I told it to be careful, but it just said, 'I'm not afraid, I've heard it's a hop, skip, and a jump away!

Why did the computer cross the road? To get to the other website!

The road asked the chicken, 'Why did you cross me?' The chicken replied, 'I wanted to lay it on the other side!

The chicken crossed the road to get to the comedy club, hoping to crack up the audience with its eggcellent sense of humor!

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