7 Jokes For Cpap

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Updated on: Jul 20 2024

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I tried to write a song about my CPAP machine, but it was a bit flat – just like its air pressure!
Why did the CPAP machine get a promotion? It always rises to the occasion!
I told my CPAP machine a bedtime story. It said, 'Save it for my airway – I need a good flow!
I accidentally dropped my CPAP machine. Now it's a transformer – from 'snore mode' to 'broken mode'!
My CPAP machine and I have a great relationship. It's the strong, silent type, and I get a good night's sleep!
Why did the CPAP machine start a band? Because it wanted to bring sweet dreams to everyone!
I told my CPAP machine it needed a vacation. It replied, 'I'm already on permanent dream mode!

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