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I tried telling the cow with no legs a joke, but it didn't seem to get it. I guess it couldn't stand-up comedy.
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I asked the cow with no legs if it wanted to go for a jog. It just gave me a blank stare. Guess it's more into moo-vies than moving.
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Saw a cow with no legs at the art museum. It was in the abstract section – they called it "Moo-dern Art.
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I saw a cow with no legs doing yoga. Downward-facing dog? More like downward-facing cow. It takes flexibility to a whole new pasture.
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I heard they're training cows with no legs for the circus. The new act is called "Moo-sical Chairs." It's a hit – they never lose.
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You know your life's in trouble when a cow with no legs is passing you in a race. That's when you start questioning your choices.
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They say a cow with no legs is more efficient. No need for a pasture, just keep it on the doorstep – instant lawn mower.
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I asked the farmer about the cow with no legs. He said it's a special breed – low maintenance, but the tipping point is a real challenge.
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I saw a cow with no legs the other day. I thought, "Well, that's an udderly different way to cut down on your carbon hoofprint.
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