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The Keyboardist of the Cover Band
Constantly trying to be relevant in a guitar-dominated world.
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In a cover band, I'm the keyboardist, which means I'm the master of awkward key changes. I tried to explain it to the guitarist, saying, "Bro, life is like a cover band gig – unexpected key changes and a lot of questionable decisions.
The Bassist of the Cover Band
Trying to be the glue that holds the band together.
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As the bassist, I feel like the Switzerland of the band – neutral and trying to keep the peace. Last gig, the keyboardist and guitarist got into a heated argument. I stepped in and said, "Guys, let's not turn this into a cover band episode of Jerry Springer.
The Lead Singer of the Cover Band
Dealing with bandmates who think they're the real deal.
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People ask me if it's hard being in a cover band. It's not the music that's hard; it's convincing your drummer that he's not the second coming of Keith Moon. Last week, he threw his drumsticks into the crowd and shouted, "I'm wild and unpredictable!" We were playing a wedding reception.
The Sound Engineer for the Cover Band
Dealing with egos and requests that are beyond the band's capabilities.
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Sound engineers have to deal with diva behavior too. The lead singer demanded more reverb, like we're performing in a cathedral. I said, "Dude, we're in a dive bar, not Notre-Dame. Save the echo for your shower concerts.
The Drummer of the Cover Band
Struggling to keep the band together when everyone else is off in their own world.
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Being a drummer is like being the dad of the band. I have to keep everyone in line. Last rehearsal, the guitarist wanted to play an extended solo. I said, "Sure, we can call it 'Freebird,' or we could stick to the setlist and not be banned from weddings.
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