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I told my husband he was average. He was mean about it.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me. She said, 'Yes, usually about me doing the dishes.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a puzzled look and said, 'What mistakes?

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

My girlfriend said I should embrace my mistakes. So I gave her a hug and said, 'You're one of them.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.

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