7 Jokes For Countdown

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Updated on: Sep 16 2024

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Why did the calendar refuse to go to the countdown party? It heard the days were numbered!
I started a countdown for my diet. Now I'm on a weight-watching list!
I joined a countdown support group, but they kicked me out for counting too much.
Why did the countdown break up with the stopwatch? It wanted more time for itself!
I told my computer we were having a countdown party. Now it won't stop asking, 'Is it time yet?
I told my friends I can stop a countdown at one. They said, 'prove it.' I said, 'Three, two...
I tried to do a countdown with my cat. It just stared at me and said, 'You've got to be kitten me!

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