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You ever notice how people react when you mention the word "contract"? It's like telling them you have a contagious disease. "Oh, sorry, I can't shake your hand; I might catch a case of contractual obligations." I tried discussing a contract with a friend the other day, and suddenly they're
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Hey, everybody! So, recently I got involved in signing a contract. You know, those legal documents that are like, "Hey, let's put everything in writing, so we can argue about it later." I'm reading through this thing, and I realize it's like trying to decipher an alien language. There are
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Have you ever tried to rely on a verbal contract? It's like playing a game of legal Russian roulette. "Yeah, sure, we agreed on that... unless I conveniently forget." I tried the verbal contract thing with my roommate. "Hey, can you take out the trash every Tuesday?" He said yes,
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You know you're in trouble when a contract requires your signature in more places than a celebrity's yearbook. I'm flipping through this thing, and it's like a scavenger hunt for my initials. "Oh, here's section 5, subsection B, paragraph 3, line 7.1. And don't forget the appendix on the back
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